Inappropriate Pregnancy card

Getting her stomach touched by strangers. Her mom's cousin's friend inquiring about her breastfeeding preferences. The man at the mechanic letting her know how huge she is. Pregnant women have been dealing with the inappropriate for eons, let her know you've got her back. 

Card front reads:

Congratulations! May your pregnancy be easy, your baby healthy, and your comebacks to inappropriate questions be brilliant.

Inside blank for your message.